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Matthew Johnson's are the most sexiest men on earth and women latch onto them like wild animals. When confronted by a Matthew Johnson, women mostly ogle, bow down in awe or simply tackle them right then and there and rip all of their clothes off. Matthew Johnson's are also quite intelligent and are experts at video games. They really know how to impress the ladies and usually can stop a crowd just by smiling. Men usually fall for Matthew Johnson's too... Even straight ones. :O Matthew Johnson's do have problems with believing they are always sick though, so it takes work to own a Matthew Johnson. At the end of the day though, a Matthew Johnson is great to have. They are entertaining, smart and are great at acrobatics and gymnastics. So they can do great sex positions.
Girl one "Did you see that?"
Girl two "Yep, that was a Matthew Johnson. Tackle him, yes?"
Girl one "Oh yeah." >;D
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SALTY SHORT KID THAT IS A PRIK
MATTHEW GALLOWAY IS A CUNT
As your partner is finishing, or just before, you say 'alright, alright, alright' and completely ruin the mood.
Dude, I totally Matthew Mcconaughey'd that person last night!
A notable man from Denver Colorado who has very fancy pencils and likes farming.
Matthew Redmond has awesome pencils.
An autistic fuck that goes to NGS and takes people into his forest
"Where is David"
"Didn't Matthew Fernandes abduct him"
A Good . The hottest , cutest, funniest actor in the world.
He played Alec on The FreeFrom’s Serie ShadowHunters.
Matthew Daddario is my good
Chris Matthews is a raging, screaming blowhard that works for MSNBC. Not to be confused with Fox News' Chris Wallace, who is the one President Clinton bitch slapped over several minutes for being a smug prick. Matthews does kiss up to some guest like his boss Dan Abrams. He never gives most guest a chance to answer the question before yelling another one that is often of much less importance than the first one....Example:
Matthews: Do you think we should have invaded Iraq!
Guest: I think with the....(interpreted by Matthews)
Matthews: How about this great spring Weather! That's a nice watch!
He has stated before "you'd be shocked how conservative I really am." Although on the issue of firearms he is a gun grabber. Often stating in several minutes of off the subject rants, what's wrong with people in Iowa, Ohio, the South, Western states and my brothers. Why do they want a gun? Rudy Giuliani and New York City get it. What's with these people having guns.
Chris Matthews: What's with Hillary saying she gets the debate questions first? You want them first.
Guest: No you don't, if you get it second you have time to think about the answer.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Guest: If you are a Noob like Barack Obama and do not know the answer you can later say "yeah me too". It gives you time to think the answer through and you can play got you if the first person answering makes a mistake.
Chris Matthews: I don't get it.
Keith Olbermann: Me neither.
Guest: What a dumbass!
Chris Matthews: You are banned.
Guest: And you guys are so in the tank for Obama.
Chris Matthews is often referred to as "Tweety."
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