A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone
An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.
"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M
Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!
A person of hispanic decent who uses freely the terms "yall" , "ain't" and "what in tarnatation" and lives in the southern portion of the United States
There are several Mexican hicks working in that chicken plant in Arkansas
A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...
:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen
Slang for a sloppy blow job in a car
Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"
*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“
An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.