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Enlightened, highly assertive, career-oriented feminist female who has subjugated the man she married into a supplicating, testosterone-deficient hubby boy. She often keeps her last name after the wedding and puts pressure on her HubbyBoy to show submission by hyphenating or changing his. She is usually found steeped in academia or climbing the corporate ladder in her given career field. If military, she is always high ranking and when she deploys overseas, her faithful HubbyBoy dutifully masturbates at home while he tends to the “home fires.” Mother wives are very maternalistic toward their men and take the responsibility of lovingly guiding him toward feminine-centric truth extremely serious. Discipline through harsh language or withholding coitus is a routine part of the relationship but it is always done lovingly and with maximum compassion for his inferior faculties.
Synonyms:
Succubus, conquerer, dominatrix, cuck scolder, alpha-female, cougar, man eater
“Joey wanted to watch the football pre-game but his mother wife told him watching The View would make him more sophisticated so he did that instead. As a reward, she gave him some alone time to masturbate to her image.”
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An iconic meme in the a Summer high fandom . Mother Mason is Mason Levi's face on mother Marry. Mother Mason looks down on and protects all innocent Mason girls who can't cut a break.
Laura: "I was blessed by mother Mason"
Mason: "I'm glad you're all right <33333"
when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.
"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."
The person in the (friendship) group who everyone calls mum; even they are actually the same age as them.
Also known as the Mum/Mom of the group.
Group Mother: "Guys, stop that your going to get hurt."
Friend: "But MUM!!"
Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.
She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!
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Expression of outrage / anger - the person is so furious that they mix up piece of shit and mother of god to give "piece of mother".
"Ow!!! You PIECE OF MOTHER!!!!"
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Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs
1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?
2: Yeah
-weekend-
1: Yeah so we hanging out today?
2: Oh no, i made plans.
1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.
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