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The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts
Hey wat u doin?
your mum.
are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.
wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum
y r u so l8?
your mums l8.
y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum
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A comeback that can be funny if you use it at the right time, but not funny if you overuse it.
Good example:
Antonio: Who's doing cork? (For geography project)
Georgia: You mum is!
Mary: Is your dad's name cork?
Hahahahaha.
Bad example:
Person 1: Hey, you penis is so small you can hardly see it!
Person 2: Your mum.
Not funny :|
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The Mum effect is when you get a girl/guy's mother to have a crush on you before the girl/guy themself.
"Hey dude have you and Mary hit it off yet?"
"Nah mate but the Mum Effect is in full swing"
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A comeback when you can't think of anything to say. A funny term in general.
1: Shut yo melted cadbury's cream egg looking ass the fuck up
2: Your mum sucks willy
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