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Becuase you talk about The New Jersey Monster, you must be INSANE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
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When a lady squats above you whilst you are laying flat and attempts to give you a Cleveland steamer, you immediately react by applying an uppercut to the lady's rectum and forcing the would be Mr. Hanky back from wence it came.
I was with this crazy ass freak last night! She tried to give me the ole' Cleveland steamer so I gave her the New Jersey Speed Bag instead!
When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.
Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.
a Italian female guido from the state New Jersey street black hair usually extensions, sexy ass outfits, fake tan, horrible accent, usually obsessed with Philadelphia sports yet they can't tell you the quarterbacks name of the eagles. Freak in the sheets drink slut at the bar, hangs with you until your bank account says 0, then they move on
you my boi said stay away from those New Jersey Hot girls when you go to college this year, they'll screw you over bro
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Also known as a New Jersey U-Turn. When a driver enters a 4-way intersection, turns around in the middle, and heads in another direction. Usually results in an accident.
"Devin almost killed me the other day when he decided to pull a New Jersey K-Turn."
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Something that's said when someone else says something strange.
Person 1: Hey what's steak made out of?
Person 2: Are you retarded?
Person 1: Pig?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Horse?
Person 2: Only in New Jersey...
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A small island town in Atlantic County, New Jersey. It's only retaining value is that it is near Atlantic City. It is quickly loosing value and will soon implode on itself, most likely in the next five years.
aye, lets go get hoagies at wawa and then commit insurance fraud in Margate, New Jersey!
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