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pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips
I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.
Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
A person who has never urinated in the sea.
John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?
Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.
Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
When your pockets are full of cash resulting in your pants appearing to be chunky
“Walking out the bank I got chunky pants, dollars hanging out my pocket” THE_OG_LORENZO
Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
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An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.
What is your gender? Do you mind if I give a Pant Check?