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petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 08, 2009


ops pet

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."

I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.

by goofing off March 07, 2006


stew pet

a compliment meaning that they are good with pets.

That girl is 'stew pet'

by theswaggernaut January 01, 2017


Pet the peacock

Have sex

It's time to pet the peacock

by How do you like that June 22, 2019


Teddy petting

When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.

Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.

by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017


heavy petting

ummm im not to sure but i think its pretty much anything while the clothes are still on. Like foreplay but more pointless.

tara caught us doing some "heavy petting" WTF.

by emoanthony October 11, 2005


teachers pet

where u ejaculate in the class rabbits water bowl and wait for him to drink it. usually performed by a black person who cant get none

tolu gave smarties a teachers pet and now smarties is dead cos tolu had aids

by James Connor August 13, 2006