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The depression, ennui, and disorientation experienced when, for the first time in your life, you lose your job AND you are over the age of 55.
Jane: "Wow. I cannot believe that after working for The Company for 18 years, they eliminated my position, without so much as a warning. I have never lost a job before! "
Dick: "Sounds like ageism to me. Welcome to your three-quarter life crisis. Sucks"
Being so high that a Mcdonalds Quarter Pound Burger tastes Amazing.
Michael: O.M.G this quarter Pound Burger tastes like the best food I have ever had
Frank: damn dude, your fucking baked, anything must taste like heaven.
Michael: Let's just say I'm Quarter Pound Baked
When you visit mc donallds and say gimmi gimmi gimmi a man after midnight just for lols
Greg: It was so sweet last night i pulled an absolute Quarter Pounder With Cheese on the local mcdonalds
Steve: Niceness!
A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.
a crisis sumwhere in your twenties
A person having a crisis at the age of 22 but feels they are too young to have a midlife crisis
When an online gamer complains about his or her connection to the game due to bandwidth, puting a quarter in your modem like a parking meter as a joke to improve said connection.
Ah man this lag sucks, "STFU Noob go put a quarter in your modem"
People who experience a midlife crisis at around 20 years old instead of their 40s and 50s. Usually male.
Tom got out of college and immeditaly bought a big flashy car. He must be going through a quarter life crisis.