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Queef Lasagna

When you ask your man to go down on you and then you surprise him by holding his head down as you release vaginal flatulence into his nose and mouth.

Guy 1: I was getting really into it, but she gave me a queef lasagna.
Guy 2: (Pukes)
Guy 1: Same.

by Jif - Come At Me Bro April 20, 2016


Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.

That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!

by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013


queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.

That car over there is a queef wagon.

by Kg212013 December 28, 2016


Shurig queef

The act of queefing in a jar and selling it.

John: Dude i bought a shurig queef!
Devon: dude thats great!

by Devon G January 8, 2017


Queef Sheath

Female genitalia, vagina

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath

by Cerimeadar December 17, 2021


Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.

"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe

by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011


orangutan queef

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy

dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022