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An attractive older man that younger women find incredibly sexy. Specifically, a blonde silver fox.
Jack: "What do you think of my buddy Ray?"
Jill: "So hot...he's a total Robert Redford!"
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robert-plants are insanly tight pants for a guy. also known as nut-huggers. the are named for the led zeppelin front man who wore nut-huggers all the time
wow i didn't realize i wore my robert-plants but i can see my bulge.
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Born in 1743, in the small town of Maidstone, England, Robert Cornhole spent his early years as a renegade child. It wasn't until he tripped and fell, knocking out his two front teeth, that he discovered his true calling: science.
By the age of 17, Cornhole had run countless tests on rodents and smaller children on what exactly "teeth" were.
(However, it is important to note that there was no word for "teeth" at that time. Like air, "teeth" were seen as another unimportant part of the body, and therefor it was generally accepted that they were just there, and no other research was needed)
Painfully ridiculed, part because of the lack of his two front teeth and part because of his blatant foolishness to study somebody's mouth, Cornhole hit a low point in his life during his mid-20's.
In 1765, while in a London coffee house, Cornhole met John Priestly, and there they discussed their passions; Cornhole-teeth, Priestly-air.
With a new passion, Cornhole soon finished his studies. Through his friendship with Priestly, he came to meet Benjamin Franklin in his daily coffee shop conversations. With Franklin's help, he coined the term "tooth," roughly translated from common Icelandic phrase "Klettur í munnur," meaning "rock in mouth."
Because of his new friendship with Franklin, Priestly became jealous of Cornhole, and the two soon ended their relationship.
However, personal life aside, both are considered Founding Fathers of Science due to their huge contribution to the modern world.
Ironically, Robert Cornhole passed away in 1799 of malnutrition after losing all of his teeth in a freak corn-husking tournament.
In addition, Priestly nick-named Robert Cornhole "The Tooth Fairy," not only because of his fascination with teeth, but also the fact that Cornhole himself was a flamboyant homosexual.
Robert Cornhole discovered teeth; before that everyone gummed their way through gruel.
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The girl who plays Addie on Unfabulous and only got that show because she is the niece of Julia Roberts aka fraud.
Girl1: Hey did you watch that show last night with that girl emma roberts in it?
Girl2: Fuck no man, she's a phony and she has rabbit teeth i'd rather watch the O.C.!!!!
Girl1: Amen to that.
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An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.
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A one-man team who knocked out Kentucky in the first round of the NIT.
Which team do you fear most going forward?
Are you kidding? Robert Morris just shamed a whole crew of All-Americans, single-handed. He fucked them out of Division I and they are hiding in Canada.
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Another one of those crappy actresses who can't simply act. Only got the part because she's the neice of julia roberts and the daughter of eric roberts. Also, sings.. badly, as seen on that stupid show Unfabulous. Just another one of those hilary duff's, except with brown hair.
Person 1: Hey, like, Emma Roberts, is, like, totally awesome!
Person 2: *vomits on person 1*
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