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(noun) Two Pringles Potato Chips separated by a layer of whipped cream.
1) Damn these Colbert Sandwiches are great! Why didn't I think to make these before?!
2) My blood stopped moving after eating so many Colbert Sandwiches.
3) God bless America, and my Colbert Sandwich.
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a tramps tea
sandwich found in a bin
'check out that crobos bin sandwich, its got limp lettuce!'
"aww i could kill for a bin sandwich" said the crobo hobo
When you take a bite out of a sandwich and everything inside moves to the back, eventually falling out.
Girl (upon seeing meat laying on a plate not in between the bread): Babe what happened to the sandwich I made you?
Guy: Sandwich shit!
When you ejaculate between someone’s pillow and the pillow case.
I did a mallow sandwich in Eric’s pillow at the party last night.
During sex, you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her head and endlessly destroy her.
Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press
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When a person is hugging someone and another person hugs the other two and forms a sandwich.
Once said sandwich is created the person in the middle tickles either the person behind or in front of them...
Dani went to hug Neftali and Maddy was hugging her too! They were sandwiched together when Dani tickled Neftali and created a tickle sandwich.
When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.
Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.