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To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum
*puts fingers up too his friends face*
"Smell yer maw !"
mum your mom fingerbast poke vagina
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This term is used by a category of people who have the best interest at heart but are terribly pretentious. They usually like to use it to show you how much they love to read. These people also like to say that they enjoy Fall, because it is perfect "sweater weather" and they can curl up on the couch and read whilst drinking herbal tea. Favorite movies of this category include "Rent" and "Across the Universe." Favorite music includes light alternative rock and classical. These people can sometimes be mistaken for "hipsters", but they are not because they neither smoke nor drink. You can often spot these people at museums of modern art quietly discussing the deeper meaning of a hammer glued to a toilet with pink water. These people also enjoy having deep conversations, which help them to show off their vast knowledge. They also love Jane Austen novels. These people are usually females who are often mistaken for lesbians due to their disinterest in sexual relationships until age 30. These people dream of attending college in Cambridge or Oxford due to their lifelong love of anything English.
(At the library)
Lucy: I just LOVE the smell of old books! Don't you?
Jim: Indeed. Wonderful sweater-weather by the way, isn't it?
Lucy: Yes, it is. I REALLY feel like some Chai tea.
Jim: Yes, sounds lovely.
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When you are in a room full of thots and you know all of them have fucked this is what you say.
Dang this room smells like fish!
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Well the term is used to define the movement of smelling your mothers mums genitalia.
Often used in a term of great anger or if you seriously hate the victim of the harsh verbal attack.
It can also be accompanied by the hand signal of the smallest finger on your hand.
"Piss off you Wanker"... "Oi, Eric 'Go Smell Your Nan'" Uses little finger...
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Mostly girls do it. They try to smell their own dry stinky saliva from the lips. This smell not exactly works as a pheromones bit its a big turn on for them. It is done pouting lips together and touching upper lip to the tip of a nose so that smell directly enters into nostrils. Most of girls frequently suck their lips inside their mouth just to make a coating of stinky saliva on the lips so that it will produce nice smelling effect once it gets dry. The other reason is just to block the nostrils and smell inside sidewalls of the nose. It also turns them on.
'smelling upper lip' is a big turn on for me
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A phrase used when one's finger has recently emerged from their asshole, and the speaker wishes the listener to experience the smell of the speaker's own ass, i.e. that of poo. Used once by Chris Griffin from Family Guy, and parodied by the title of an online game, "Spell My Finger".
Person 1: Hey, man, smell my finger.
Person 2: I know where you're going with this. I don't appreciate that you'd try to fuck me over in this way.
Person 1: Dude, it's not like that. I was just touching some Smencils I have in my pocket.
Person 2: Oh, I've always wanted to know what those smell like. I swear to Christ, it'll be the death of me when I figure out how to attach a smell to a pencil. All right, then... Aaaaagghh! Asshole!
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A complaint of something smells really horrible.
Eww! Someone didn't flush their crap! Oh God it smells! Flush the damn toilet next time!
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