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warlock status

The state of being higher than a wookie.
To be a higher class of wookie.
Given to those know for wooking out hardcore.

You get 20 warlock status points for a good accordion solo.
Those grilled string cheese sandwichs are warlock status.

by ninja joe777777777777777 April 15, 2011


status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.

Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"

by mangyoldog January 10, 2013


Status Delay

Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.

After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.

by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010


Blink Status

The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting

Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status

by BlinkGang March 8, 2018


concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty October 22, 2015


status-thingy

the place on myspace where people write in how they feel or what they are doing.

Tom's status-thingy said that he was fornicating.

example: " Tom is fornicating. "

by iz the diz March 19, 2008


Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.

Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.

by Dj really real February 13, 2010