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When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.
You know Becky?
Yea
I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.
The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.
To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".
Tornado discount:
Finding something still usable free after a natural disaster.
Bobby found a four wheeler that the twister dropped undamaged in his front yard . It runs, so it's practically a tornado discount.
When someone is making a pizza and they twirl the dough in the air.
Bro 1: Hey, that chef is doing that thing where he spins the pizza dough in the air!
Bro 2: You mean the Italian Tornado?
When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra
Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado
Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious
I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.
When a chic with big tits is on top and they are going round and round....Just be sure not to get caught up in it.
Dude, i was fucking this fat chic last night and she showed me a real titty tornado.