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When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.
Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!
A choad waffle is very similar to a twat waffle; in fact these two words are interchangeable. Usually you chose the one you think will be most offensive to the person you insulting. A choad waffle is what you call someone who is acting like a prick/ass/dick ect. To learn more about what a choad waffle see twat waffle.
"Your a fuckin choad waffle!"
Celebrating with waffles
SomeJack: hey what's on for later ?
DifferentJack: it's waffle-bration night bro
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(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.
(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"
When your boyfriend pours syrup in your vagina and fucks you until he cums inside you, then he eats dat sticky pussy.
(Golden strawberry waffle: bonus if shes on her rag!)
aunt jemima always sweetens my golden waffle!
The pattern that appears on one’s wenis (elbow) region when one leans against a patterned object.
“Yo dude, this chair gave me the worst wenis waffle”