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Similar to a skateboard but only has two wheels. It is used to simulate curving on a snowboard. Many snowboarders use them to stay in shape out of season.
Although bob snowboards he has a T-board to stay comfortable when he's away from the slopes.
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a game played on a board thats boring.
after playing the board game chess, I was bored out of my fucking mind.
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This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.
Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!
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Used to describe a very annoying girl who lacks common sense, mental capacity, kindness, and/or smarts; does not depend on looks.
That girl is such a dumm board.
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A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.
Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.
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A "boardbitch" is a pet name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".
Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "So? You'll always be our board bitch!"
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a shit board that scallys and mark campbell ride.
look at that argos board
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