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Fucking a girl on her period, nutting into her vagina, and drinking the mixture of semen and period blood.
"Hey man I'm going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?" "Yeah make me a Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail."
When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.
Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.
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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.
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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...
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A VG is when you take a virgin girl out for a nice dinner, then take her home and ask her to the Pepsi challenge, only you have replaced the pepsi with a mixtuer of you're semen and birth control pills so she doesn't know how to get pregnant.
I took this HB7.5 out to Vitino's. we had a 20 oz steak each and I asked if she had ever done the pepsi challenge. then I took her home and did a Virgin Cocktail on here. she did in fact get pregnant later which is why I added the pills part in case you want to try this. also i am not too sure if she was a vigrin.
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Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.
Bartender: What would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
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Google's failed attempt to steer away horny girls from searching the obvious.
When I was searching --- ----- ----- on Google, the suggestion was Big Black Cocktail Rings. 101 f@1L
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When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.
Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!
Dr. Paul Marik has created a very basic cocktail, aka medical protocol, that consists of giving all three of these: Vitamin C, Thiamine and Dexamethasone, to Sepsis patients. This cocktail takes that potential risk of death from greater than %30 to almost zero. Doctors are hesitant to adopt it because the basic science hasn't convinced them and there isn't randomized controlled studies. However, there is no risk for bad effects. It's only good and there is no reason for big pharma to invest in this because there is no money to be make.
The ICU doc just gave my mum the Marik Miracle Juice Cocktail for her Sepsis.