The five hundred tooth dinosaur is a internet meme where as the dinosaur in question is not only funky looking but is scientific name is nigersaurus
Mike: hey dude have you seen the nigersaurus. itβs the 500 teeth dinosaur
Everybody: *beats mike down on the ground*.
Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.
Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.
An alternate way of describing when a female is atop a male during sex. Originated from 4chan.
AKA The cowgirl position.
"Hey dude, did you sleep with Lisa yet?"
"Oh yea bro."
"How was it?"
"We kissed a little, then got on the floor and she walked the fucking dinosaur."
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Adam: "Did you see bingus ass dinosaur he do be prety gai"
Jim: "yeah he do be prety gai"
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a truly amazing, well written, catchy and wise song about the dangers of old men
dinosaur (ke$ha)
WL: "Hey, wanna come with me?"
RM: "I'm about to barf, seriously!"
then ke$ha vomits and to get rid of the taste smashes a bottle of jack and brushes her teeth. because she is just. that. smart.
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Yesterday I went to visit my grandpa at the retirement home and there were Thunder Thigh Dinosaurs everywhere.
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"guess who's about to eat 30 dinosaur chicken nuggets???? I AM!!!!!!"
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