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A town full of drama where everyone talks crap about people, but no one says it to their face.
"did you hear about all the crap Fritz said about Brandon?"
"yeah, but he'll never say it to his face because he's from Grand Forks, North Dakota "
an insult of asking someone to die by sticking a fork in an outlet
"jim: go commit fork in outlet!"
"john: BZZZRTTTT"
"jim:john?"
Dutch Fork High School, is a socialized prison where the instability of the leadership impresses even African nations. The constant change in principles, leads the student body as well as the faculty pondering if they are getting gyped or whored out to someone or something. Overall the school gives the appearance that it is essentially a chaotic cluster fuck as opposed to a government installed educational institution. Though the school has essentially no gang violence or civil disobedience, the administration sees it necessary to overcompensate the short-comings of rival school, Irmo High School. Mesh bookbags are required to prevent students from bringing concealed weapons, though one would imagine that a shirt could be wrapped over the weapon in the bag, thus making the bag redundant. In an attempt to prevent intruders from entering, the administration requires socialist identification badges to be hung from the neck by a lanyard, that must be break-away, because the student suicide rate increased rapidly when the IDs were incorporated in the first place.
The system of ids is a questionable practice in which a frantic old man inspires investigation into every students id in an attempt to keep some facade of structure within the school to make a false premise of safety.
The administration of Dutch Fork High School is a constant reminder of an Orwellian society based on the novel 1984. Within their school you are made to read this book as a sick form of irony, so that the administration can have a sense of humor in their own sick way.
One could spend a lifetime discussing Dutch Fork High School's short-comings and overall substandard organizational practices. The school manages to pull off decent educational standards, though the students that attend this high school seem to be whinny spoiled rich kids with an attitude over nothing, essentially what is the point?
Last but in no way least...
I am the asshole that planned, lead, and followed through with the Raccoon Prank of '08! Muhahahahaha, biatches!
When Marx wrote the "The Communist Manifesto," he had know idea that his Utopia could be corrupted into a Dutch Fork High School.
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A military academy full of horny males that are attracted to anything without a penis. They are great guys once you get past their ravenous, flesh-craving nature... really.
Katie: so, we went to FUMA today, and wherever we went, there was always a pair of eyes on us.. kinda creepy...
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When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
"Military" School in central Virginia where how much money mommy and daddy give it decides your rank and whether you get kicked out or not and sports are worshipped despite their teams' terrible record. Great place to sell dip.
Cadet 1: He didn't get kicked out for all that?!
Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...
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The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.
"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"
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