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A person who only looks at the world with only there needs in mind
She wanted you to change everything about your life but didn't want to do a Danny thing to change hers. And you responded " what a one way motherfucker."
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A strong alcoholic drink, which puts you to bed.
It’s almost time for bed, make me a Good Night Motherfucker.
A person who is always looking for something for free and will go to extreme measures to get it.
That free lunch motherfucker just ate their whole plate of food and complained they didn't like it and wants it removed from the bill.
When calling someone an asshole just won't cut it. Originating from Lance210's grandmom who screamed "You Dick Flick Motherfucker!" When he pranked her.
"YOU DICK FLICK MOTHERFUCKER CANT HELP BUT BUSTING MY BALLS!"
-badass grandmom
1. Where we live
2. "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth" is what you say to an alien that came from the ghetto part of the galaxy.
After the alien got shot out of the sky, Gerald walked up to it and said, "Welcome to Planet Motherfucking Earth!".
When you you always lie. When you cheat on your girlfriend and then say it was accident and when you can’t take responsibility. Also when your a pussy or coward and always wants to shoot someone
My friend bob is a gay ass motherfucker
a lay back person who is a ass
ass motherfucker douche lazy asshole
Bob: (seating down and watch a movie) dude this fat chick in this movie looks like your mom.
Steve: bob you chin-chillen motherfucker suck my dick.
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