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(vb) to make great movies that are funny in the beginning of your career, then slowly whore yourself out to any studio willing to pay you money to make anything. Often includes dressing as a woman and/or obese person.
In 1994, the actor Eddie Murphy, was diagnosed with Eddie Murphy Syndrome. During the 1990's the disease became so debilitating that he soon was only capable of making sequels and movies for children. After a long battle with EMS in the early 2000's, he slowly began showing signs of recovery after having two life threatening breakouts in 2003 and again in 2007.
1983 Trading Places
1984 Beverly Hills Cop
1987 Beverly Hills Cop II
1988 Coming to America
1996 The Nutty Professor
1998 Doctor Dolittle
2000 Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
2001 Shrek
2003 Daddy Day Care
2007 Norbit
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Murphy's law with a twist.
Anything that can go wrong, will; at the worst possible moment.
An example of Mrs Murphy's law:
Your driving to work and your running late.
Not only do your brakes fail, but you have just made it over a hill, and it's a long way down.
Your design project that counts for a third of your year 12 subject score is almost finished after 13 weeks.
Not only has your computer died and refuses to start again (even in safe mode!) you where only 5 mins off printing it out and handing it in later that day. There are no extensions!
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Anything in your car that has gone wrong, will ""not"" go wrong when the mechanic is looking.
My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!
Milo Murphy's law is a tv show created in 2019 by Dav Povemire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. This is their second tv show after phineas and ferb ended.
Milo Murphy's law is an amazing show!
You are so right so right
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Murphy Middle School is a school FILLED with shitheads,potheads and gayheads.The principle looks like he’s on cocaine 24/7 and the teachers have no respect for students.most girls think they are “thicc” and got sum to show.the guys suck eachothers dick in the locker room and watch porn together.EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE is white washed and are whores.overall fuck Murphy and fuck your dad.have a good day kiddos!
Murphy Middle School can suck my ass and call me daddy 8======D
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Any situation where something INCREDIBLE happens. Eg: Fighter Jets flying in formation really fast.
And you scramble to take the picture with a camera.
But you don't get the photo in time. Or the photo is too blurry to use.
Also see Pics or it didn't happen
JOHN! Get the camera out there's a deer in our backyard!
*goes to get the camera in the house.*
JOHN! QUICK! THE DEER IS LEAVING!
*comes back out*
Too late. Murphy's camera law strikes again.
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When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.
Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.
She's not looking so good anymore.
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