Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.

After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.

Rooster Stomped

While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.

Screw quick scoping, that noob just got rooster stomped!

for the roosters

something that is awesome

I love that shit! It's for the roosters.

baby rooster

Another name for a chick.

Woah, that baby rooster just stole my lunch money.

Blynd Rooster

A shitty white band that was scared to advertise rooster dick and sounds worse than axle rose

Wow blynd rooster is such a shitty band

rooster send

When you go harder than a full send.

Rooster send is reserved for special nights.

"Yo, let's rooster send it tonight'

rooster cum

A egg not fried completely. White around the yolk

I hate having rooster cum on my eggs.