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When you kill somebody in splatoon and repeatedly turn from kid to squid form while jumping. Used as an act to taunt people you have killed or to make friends with wirh enemy’s
Bro! I just got squid bagginged
That awkward kid in the friend group, that always gets shit on. The kinda dude who won’t even try to talk to girls cuz it’s a lost cause.
You forgot your wallet again!? maTT quit being such a squid bitch, god damn.
Noun/Verb. When a guy cums in a condom, then cuts the end off of the condom to squeeze onto the brow line of his sexual partner. The jizz then dribbles into his/her eyes in a tentacle-like pattern, giving it the name “squid dribble.” Source: Lester Holt.
He squid dribbled me hardcore last night. It was squinty as hell.
A vigorous under water handjob
My girlfriend gave me a mean squid flinger in her parents pool last night.
Bike of choice for a young squid. Has to be a supersport, 600cc or higher.
"Yo dude, check it out, just picked up this beast, absolute steal, a 2009 gixxer 750 with only 20000 miles for a cool 10 bands. And he said he only laid it down once!"
"Jesus Kyle what the fuck were you thinking bro? That's a god damn Squid Missile!"
a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.
I just witness a squid jacker in action
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a superior unit of currency created by Sir Squack Squillium I. it is openly accepted as legal tender by MeLogz, Codlnedrem, and JXWPSDHSJ.
As of today, one squid (as it is more commonly referred to as) is roughly equal to £127,329.12 , making it the most valuable currency known to man
Ew Muvva: how are you going to afford that £1.2 million home?? You have about £80 to your name!
MeLogz: I have 10 Squillium Squid mukka
Ew Muvva: *commits aliven't*