coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.

Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.

Gotum Coach

What someone says when ur stoopid ass gets finessed

Zeke: Ayo Chad u pipe that bitch Chloe yet?
Chad: Nah man she unzipped her pants but she had a dick that was bigger than mine
Zeke: Gotum coach

Coach W

Fucking ugly ass middle aged bitch that nobody likes and is always says the shittest things nobody likes

“Coach W? Oh that guy fucking sucks.”

death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.

After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.

Coach K

Having sex with a blow up doll that looks just like you while a dog sniffs your ass.

Forget the 69, I’ll show you the Coach K

Dance Coach

1. The guy that controls everything
2. Someone who teaches dance

Girl 1: ugh why is he always in charge
Girl 2: because he’s a Dance Coach

Coach FilmFart

When an adult coach farts during youth football film session and blames a child.

“Man Coach Steefe dropped some ass in our youth football film session, there was no air circulation, his name is now Coach FilmFart”