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A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.
Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.
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a duck in the anti tobbacco ad that says he dont lie, even though he gets a 12 pack after the commercial
"yo, the duck dont lie, smoking is foul"
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Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
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A lie told by a white man to a black man, to make the black man feel better about himself.
DeShawn: Hey Brad, do I look shnazzy in these 'ere overalls?
Brad: Aw, man, you look great!
Random Passerby: Wow, what a White Man Lie...
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To win a game, such as Portal.
JOE: How did your soccer game go?
BILL: The cake is a lie.
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When your mom tries to get sexual with every guy in the area
Dang dude! Your moms hips don't lie.
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