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Thanksgiving and walmart expects you to leave the turkey on the table to go stand in line for the tv your kid wants from Santa!
Man, forget black Friday... I just stood in line for 4 hours at Walmart for Thankless-Thursday to buy a tv because walmart decided I shouldn't eat my turkey! Happy Thanksgiving to me!
A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco
say infinity stone (thursday morning) is lit
Every Thursday, a certain man is infected by supernatural forces that cause him to think of Melody. Scientists have yet to develop a theory on the causes and effects of this phenomenon.
“Hey, I was wondering why I can’t get you out of my head. Then I remembered, it’s think of me Thursday!!!
The use doing drugs, drinking, partying, having sex, or just going insanely crazy on a Friday night.
"Dude finally the end of the week"
"What are you gonna do"
"Dunno yet.. Probably pull one of them After-Thursdays.
"Dude I'm in"
If it’s pop a titty Thursday then whatever female your on the phone during that moment has to pop a titty/tits
“Hey Ashley it’s pop a titty on ft Thursday so let me see dem melons”
Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.
Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.
it’s a day celebrating about how you get curved a lot by either a guy or girl you tried shooting your shot at
me: hey guys its curve me thursday!
friends: omg who’d you get curved by?
me: i got curved by fox
friends: omg i know how you feel i get curved all the time