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Chris is the most narcissistic ass wipe you will ever meet. Do not believe a word that comes out of his mouth because he tells a different story to everyone he meets. Be careful with what he makes you think because he will paint you a picture of what he wants you to see. He is a manipulative lying cunt and hopefully if you meet him you can see through his lies and do not fall into his trap. Side note he’s a shit root and has a pencil thin dick. If you can call him out on his bullshit he will make you think you’re insane and that it’s your fault when really it’s not. He’s cares about himself and himself and himself. When you pull him up on his bullshit he will spin some more shit. He likes to bounce from girl to girl and back again and lie straight to your face. He pretends to care but he really doesn’t and just wants you to think he does. Anyway I’ve wasted enough of my thoughts on him. Good luck if you get caught up with him, you’ll see him for what he really is eventually. Also he has puffy nipples.
Chris is a cunt.
Don’t believe anything Chris says.
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Has a thing for girls named Madelyn or boys named Adam. If your name is Madyson do not ask him out or automatic rejection will come upon you. He tells the lamest jokes and doesn't like dates, although, he thoroughly enjoys spaghetti. If Madyson were to take him out for spaghetti he would be grateful, but he still would not date her. But, if Madelyn or Adam were to take him out for spaghetti he would thank them profusely and then they'd have a good time.
Person 1: Madelyn, who is your new bf?
Person 2: Chris. I took him out for spaghetti and our relationship just blossomed from there.
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a low-key alcoholic who freeloads off everyone
Chris can controls his alcohol that he didn’t buy himself
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A self centered egotistical, narcissistic asshole.
Hey man,don't start being like your brother Chris.
That guy Chris,sure is a self centered egotistical narcissistic asshole.
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A guy who still prefers/dates high school girls when he's in college.
1: "Dude, I swear he's been to prom four years in a row, he's a total Chris."
2: "That one college guy won't leave me alone. I'm pretty sure he's just another Chris."
3: "That guy is a Chris; he keeps bringing all these high school girls to his dorm room."
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Chris is a man of few words. He doesn't exactly say the right things at the right time, but oddly enough, he still provides some level of comfort. If you don't want to be in a relationship that requires much thinking, go be with a Chris. He has a sweet character and is artistic, but is often lazy with everything he does. He expects his significant other to do everything. He will hurt loved ones & act like he never did wrong. A Chris is extremely hardheaded. He is not very color-coordinated and will walk out of the house wearing whatever. His friends are lowlife dibshits. He smells good though, and has pretty green eyes. That's a plus, I guess.
Ariana: "Who the hell is that plaid mess smoking a cigarette on the corner?"
Alyssa: *Sighs* That's my boyfriend.. a Chris.
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