Dittle the Skittle

Touching the clitoris.

I had to Dittle the Skittle while he went down on me to get off.

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Sellotape skittles

A game played by 2 or more people, with two 'skittles' (empty plastic 500ml bottles - preferably of the same beverage) and a roll of Sellotape (preferably official product).
The pitch may be anywhere from 10 - 15 metres long and may be of any surface, but should be flat. The width of the pitch is unimportant and neither is the prevalence of obstacles, as long as all players, and the umpire, agree before commencing play.
The objective of the game is to roll the Sellotape, from behind your own skittle at the other players'/team's skittle. The first player/team to reach 10/5 points is the winner. The Sellotape must roll before hitting the skittle, the umpire is the final judge on whether the Sellotape has rolled sufficiently - the current rule of thumb being half the length of the pitch.

Fancy a game of Sellotape skittles?

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Red Skittle

A song by almondroca and lucka pucka.

as well as...

A hot beautiful lady who laid out in the sun too much and is completely burnt. Therefore only attracting low life's.

Dude 1: dude i saw this fine ass red skittle today.
Dude 2: oh shit man, she more skittle than red.
Dude 1: nah she hella red but imma go get some jeah!

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furry skittle

1. A male dick-wadd who tries to rape people in haunted sheds/houses.

2. A person who doesn't shave his balls.

1. "Jamey pulled a furry skittle on me last night at the feild!"

2. "Ew, I saw his furry skittles!"

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skittles bukkaki

skittles bukkaki is when 20 or more men eat skittles for a week straight and give a girl a facial so she tastes skittles for years.

skittles bukkaki is when 20 or more men eat skittles for a week straight and give a girl a facial so she tastes skittles for years.

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skittle nips

when your nips are as big as skittles.

Bobby (bobo) flores from corunna michigan

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Canadian Skittles

little round balls of moose poo

I went to Canada and told my friend i like skittles and he said you have to try Canadian Skittles and he hands me a few brown balls, i asked what are these he said moose poo!

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