A bong rip
“Hey can you bless me a toot?”
“Yeah of course mate, take a whippersnapper”
that sound a car makes when you press the button in the middle of the steering wheel.
mom what sound does a car make
mom: toot toot
A: I finally finished my project
B: toots!
A: omg this movie is tooting
What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.
Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!