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Pulling out right before climax into a sex swing loaded 360-degree spin, sending mayonnaise flying everywhere.
Everything was well seasoned, much like a modern art splatter painting when I unleashed the mayonnaise tornado.
When two best friends lay ass cheek to ass cheek and both simultaneously fart at the same exact time.
Yo, my best friend and I hit up a german-tornado last night!
A woman that lives in tornado alley. She loves posting pics of tornado damage on social media
She normally smoked 100’s has bleached hair, dark roots, and fake lashes.
Judys quite the tornado bunny have you seen her posts today.
When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra
Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado
When you are doing doggy-style with a woman and reach around, put a kazoo in her mouth, and stick a finger up her butt.
You know Becky?
Yea
I hit her with a tornado siren the other night and the RA thought we were having an earthquake drill.
The act of defecating in someone's air conditioning unit. When the weather gets hot and the A/C fan kicks on, the inside of the unit is spattered, while the building is fumigated with the stench of burning-hot summer shit.
To show my disapproval of little Johnny's kindergarten graduation, I gave the school a "Tornado Generator".
The flavor generated by the new Milller Lite glasses with the logos etched into the bottom. These etchings create a cyclonic action to retain the flavor of the third hopping of the beer.
The taste tornado from this Miller Lite is awesome!!