Trying to get your definition accepted

This is a long one but the name speaks for itself!

Wow I’ve *trying to get your definition accepted* recently

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Is a funny comeback when someone comments with broken english on a post

Guy1: guys is the because funny fall he guy fall because have the because
Guy2: godzilla had a stroke trying to read this

Try me up like a sac

Daring someone to step up to someone ( trying them up like a sac).

Daring someone to get in your face

Shyanne better quit runnining her mouth about me....try me up like a sac

you trying to catch these hands

If a guy says it it means are you trying to fight/do you want to fight but if a girl says it (to a guy) it means do you want me to give you a hand job basically

Guy: you trying to catch these hands
Other person: yeah come at me

Girl:you trying to catch these hands 😏
Guy: defiantly 😉

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You try to win, but you do that

Actions taken in complete idiocy in opposition to attempting to win in an activity. Trying so hard just to fail miserably.

Hey, you try to win, but you do that. You're only making your situation worse.

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

An Irishman's try

"I will fulfill to the best of my abilities to consume all alcohol in question. However if the amount of alcohol in question is too much. I will drink until I am passed out, unconscious."

Jack needed a partner for an international drinking game so he asks his friend Shamus. Shamus not wanting to let Jack down says "I'll give it An Irishman's try."

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