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northern virginia attitude

The snotty, arrogant, elitist, bitchy attitude that ALL the residents of Northern Virginia possess. Northern VA residents think they are better than everyone else on Earth, and they want you to know it. They go out of their way to talk down to anyone that they consider "inferior", and they love to make those people feel like scum. If you do not have a college degree, or work a blue-collar job, you do not exist to a NORVA resident, unless they can belittle or demean you in some way. Also, the Northern Virginia Attitude is the extreme rudeness and air of superiority that NORVA residents display at all times, in all places that they go. You can always tell when a person is from Northern VA, no matter where on the planet they happen to be. The person with the NORVA attitude values money over substance any day. The most important things to them are the cars they drive, the McMansion they live in, the money they make, and how they can show other people that they are better than they are.

NORVA resident: Oh my GAWD, look at that girl who is taking the bus! She should really go kill herself since she isn't driving a BMW like I am!

Regular person: Well, she may be taking the bus, but at least she has a soul...unlike you!

NORVA resident: Yeah, I sold my soul for my McMansion..but I'm STILL better than that loser!

Regular person: Umm, how long have you lived in Northern VA?

NORVA resident: Like, my whole life! Totally!

Regular person: I can tell, you've got the Northern Virginia attitude down pat. If the terrorists DO attack, I hope they bomb Northern Virginia first. It would be no big loss.

by KaiserinAmanda August 30, 2007

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Welcome to West Virginia

to describe a unusual event that is considered normal in the state of West Virginia.

" Why is there a bunch of crack lying in piles?"
"Welcome to West Virginia"

by Chili Bobsleds. February 6, 2022


Virginia Flak-Jacket

The mountain of fat that only obese women have in between their vagina and chin which blocks a man from being able to pull out of said woman and cum on her face

I wanted to finish on her chin but she had a Virginia flak-jacket so I couldn't

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019


West Virginia paver

Riding a black cock in prison

Did you see the ass on that guy! He must be a West Virginia paver!

by Galon August 17, 2018


Virginia Clam Hamper

Stuffing your sister with cum-soaked socks in an attempt to impregnate her without actual intercourse, thus producing a child that is not capable of functioning alone in the world.

Dude... I gave Sally a Virginia Clam Hamper last weekend. Shit was so cash...

by The Cock Shiner December 16, 2010

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West Virginia Howdy

A special way for West Virginians to flip somebody off. It is done by holding up your middle finger as usual and extending the thumb as if to make an "L" shape. The result is your hand is similar to the state of West Virginia.

Howard: That moron cut me off!

Jeff: Give 'em the West Virginia howdy!

west virginia flip off obscene gesture howdy

by Crazy Nigga! December 15, 2010

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Virginia Commonwealth University

also known as virginia commonhoe university, this is a fun school with a very diverse group of students. It's a lil sketch in some parts but it's nothing pepper spray cant fix

Man I love Virginia Commonwealth University, it's a goodie.

by ilovefrankocean June 12, 2018

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