washed up

meaning its lame, its sucks; in order to be washed up, it must have been great at one time. This term was originally derived from students at UW-Lacrosse.

Ron Jeremy is an example of a washed up porn star. "Yer all washed up kid!" (something a boxing coach would say to his hungover boxer-in-training)

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Power Washing

The act of cleansing feces from your anus by pointing your penis towards it and urinating, which washes the feces off.

There was no toilet paper at my homosexual uncle's house. I fortunately remembered the secret art of power washing and had a clean bum bum in no time.

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wash and wax

Oral sex followed by vaginal intercourse leading to orgasm

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."

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Window Wash

After having dirty butt sex, but before the dude cums, the dude says to his partner that he wishes to cum in there mouth. At which point he proceeds to the facial area of the partner and upon reaching said area he has explosive diarrhea poops all over his partner's face while cumming on his partner's chest.

Dude, last night i totally Window Washed some chick. I grabbed my clothes and ran out of the room before she realized that I diarrhea pooped all over her face. Nice!

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Wax and Wash

The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)

Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"

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Woke-wash

The act of trying to update the image or perception of a product, or service by changing it to include social justice, racial justice, lgbtq and DEI themes (among others) to replace traditional imagery or views that are considered problematic by the progressive left.

Bud Light lost billions in their failed attempt to woke-wash their beer's image by hiring trans-activist Dylan Mulvaney for their new ad campaign.

Wash House

The place where you wash ur shit at. Like ur clothes and shit. not a laundromat. ( no one says laundromat. It don't make no damn sense) .

We gonna go to the wash house? I ain't got no quarters or no dolla bills