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Dog Watch

Dog Watch.
-adjective,
1. Commonly used in amongst males in order to identify, or describe a 'rank' female.
2. a male with the incredible talent of identifying females in which, are offensive to the human aye

"mate i got with a bird, but she was dog watch so i did her in the poo dot"

by Wrighty Okeith June 9, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


crotch watch

You know how guys stare at boobs at the mall? The same way, girls and homosexual guys stare at the genital region of passing people.

Guy 1: Actually... it's men who crotch watch (other men); most women don't.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl November 23, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Watching Godspell

verb.

Watching Godspell means you are one of two things, or a combo of both.

1. A member of the cast of some production in a tiny town, WAY WAY WAY off Broadway.

2. An extreme Broadway Musical fan. aka-a friggin NERD!

Girl 1: Hey! What part did you get?
Girl 2: I got Gilmer!
Girl 1: Well I guess I know what we'll be doing for the next few weeks...
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Watching Godspell!

by Esilanna June 26, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Croatian Watch

Slang term used to describe someone's groin, dick n' balls, or crotch. Often used to hide the fact that they're actually talking about it.

-"Wow! Suzie really likes to grab at your croatian watch!"

by Skippedy Doo September 10, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


dont watch that

Dont look at that its rather embarassing

raaahz dont watch afro blud
>Oh my! dont look at my afro, its not looking its best<

by leila November 1, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 81๐Ÿ‘Ž


crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

by thomas jenkins June 26, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


nice watch

Guy-code phrase for "Your girlfriend is fucking hot/fine/beautiful. Good job man."

Nice watch.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž