Cry well

when a person is complaining about something you say cry well

person1: how’s your week been

person2: My dog stains died

person1: cry well

Well that’s depressing

When something or someone ruins your happiness.

When you order a chocolate milk shake at McDonald’s and they say that the machines broken
“Well that’s depressing”

Well ya’Know

Response to anything at all. No question can ever be uttered that this will NOT be a sufficient answer

Jew:What were the codes for the nukes?
Pres. Trump: Well ya’know kinda forgot them

Well-Clive

To analyse something like pundits do at half time on in sports events.

One can tell someone is well-cliving when what they just said would have sounded just right if said on TV by a bloke on a sofa pre-ceeded by the words "Well Clive, ..."

I asked Dave if he liked his pudding and he started well-cliving - he gave me a full analysis of the chocolate icing. He might as well have started his answer with "well-Clive."

Well Pumper

a Woman who has a child, gets a divorce, then pumps the well... unfortunately the well is actually the man who got fucked over's wallet, paycheck or any other sources of income. Thus making the woman a Well Pumper because of pumping the mans well.

(son) "Jeez Dad, Mom is such a Well Pumper, Isn't she? "

(Dad) "yeah son, she really is, my well is pumped dry... now we're gonna have to go homeless until next paycheck, but I'll bet that my well will have insufficient funds"

darn well

Euphemism of "damn well", meaning very well

Girl: What's happening today?
Boy: You darn well now what's happening.

Mr Wells

An absolute radgie guy from billingham giving off little man big ego vibes.

Mr Wells is a danger to all also when playing nudgies uses Pro rugby skills to knock out the competition.