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heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!
When someones getting loud an u ask them what they are getting loud for
Person1: what did u sleep w my mans for then
Person2: i didnt hun, What you getting loud for?
The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”
Dave: “You are what you eat.”
Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.
The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy
Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
Something that 2 people say to take the piss out of will
What brings you to the streets of china town
Dogs I can smell them
Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?
Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
Friend 1: dead, next
Friend 2: tell ur pet rock
Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
The response of someone whose worldview is dictated by Fox, Newsmax and Limbaugh, upon being told that the election was neither stolen nor rigged, that Covid kills people, that a violent mob stormed the Capitol on January 6, that Donald Trump will not go down in history as a great man.
Evidence that it was rigged? It was rigged because Trump WON!! What planet are you on?