trust me, you'll know when

This is a good time to keep your Hilti near. Also, it might be a moment when you have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining. Your future self came back in time and burned your arm with a cigar just to get your attention, I cannot believe that you don't have this shit down. Where the hell is your Hilti, man!? You're screwed now, that's all I have to say.

<inattentive future self> Oh no! I have flipped the blue switch instead of the red one! I am locked in this airtight room now, and have only 20 minutes of oxygen remaining! If only I had my Hilti power tool, I could simply cut my way out!
<future -> past -> future self> I said to you on that fateful day - keep your Hilti near! Trust me, you'll know when! I even built, at great cost to my own sanity, a Time Door to facilitate implanting this message in your/my consciousness at an opportune moment in my past/your then-present. I see now that you are not the ripcord in my destiny. :(.

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When's the last time you came?

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.

''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''

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when opposites attract, i overdose

you say that when you love someone so much.

When opposites attract, I overdose

when blue meets yellow in the west

originally a russian code translated by robin buckley, but recently realized to be foreshadowing for season 4 when the silver cat (vecna) fed (attacked) when blue (mike) met yellow (will) in the west (california).

finn wolfhard: WHEN BLUE MEETS YELLOW IN THE WEST!!
everyone: uh finn?? why do you remember that specifically. IS IT BECAUSE OF BYLER- gunshots

When Harry Met Salami Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with salami

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the When Harry Met Salami Burger, you should try it!"

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And that's when you shave your lama

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.

Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

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We'll sleep when we're dead.

Slogan printed on crew shirts for the US National Tour of Les Miserables. A quote from the production carpenter of the tour.

Person 1: "You guys started at midnight and went straight to 11pm that night? Don't you need to sleep?"

Person 2: "Sleep? Nah, we'll sleep when we're dead."

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