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wig meat

Getting a blow job

I totally got some wig meat from your sister last night

by Studlaw June 16, 2010


Wig Splitter

The demising of a commercial property

Hey sorry Patrick, we have one tenant for this building, not a wig splitter.

by Shnaka May 8, 2022


my wig is missing

when your fav artist does something u can't take, for example writes a beautiful song or breathes

Harry Styles: releases new album
Stan twitter: WIG!!!!!!!! MY WIG IS MISSING

by harrystylesrulez February 22, 2018


Wig Wam

a shish-kabob but a Cherokee shish-kabob ex Jared Klein eats all the cheese steak

You know, that Wig Wam!

by Bobeena November 24, 2021


merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017


wig did

To get your hair done. Hair cut

She went to the salon to get her wig did.

by Mrwells79 December 25, 2017


Wigs Wiggins

Standard Cunts come in all shapes and sizes. Every one is a little bit different but they’re still just cunt

Then there are Right Cunts, bigger cunts than a standard cunt but still have moments of human kindness.

Next up is a Proper Cunt, generally they are cunts all day every day

The biggest cunt of all however is a Mega Cunt. Mega Cunts just cunt about all day long being cunts, recruiting cunts, and cunting off cunts.

Then there is the Wigs Wiggins. So much of a cunt that he is too cuntish to even use the word cunt in his name.

Earliest Known Use:

When the meteor struck decimating all
Living things and wiping out the dinosaurs. It was noted in Professor Popes journal the the meteor was often referred to as simply ‘Wigs’

Drove my mate from Southampton to Aberdeen last week to pick up a car and he didn’t even offer petrol money, mugged me off with the lunch bill and fucked my Mrs when he got home before me, what a fucking Wigs Wiggins he is.

by Jay Smashdot May 23, 2021