Cummy Buttons

Cummy buttons is when you sit or lie down on your back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. Use an overhand grip to firmly grasp your man organ. Make handjob. Once your dick is about to vomit aim at your belly McButton. Proceed in shooting your butter in your McButton. If your belly McButton looks like a small cup of half an half, you will have just succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.

I lied down on my back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. I used an overhand grip and firmly grasped my man organ. Made handjob. Once my dick was about to vomit I aimed at my belly McButton. I proceeded in shooting my butter into my McButton. My belly McButton looked like a small cup of half an half, I had succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.

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Stubby Buttons

One man with a largely protruding outtie. Another with a normal size innie. They live in Colorado. They meet in college. They fall in love. They exhibit their love by inserting the outie in the innie creating a connection that will last through all eternities... This story will never end...

Oh Stubby Buttons, you two are so cute together.

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Pussy button

Another word for "clitoris". Gets a girl to do whatever you want her to do. Otherwise known as a "fun button".

Guy 1: "How do I turn her on?"
Guy 2: "Just play with her pussy button bro!"

or

"She has a nice pussy button. It's f*cking huge!"

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button looker

The lowest form or video game player. One who is reduced to looking at their opponents controller buttons to remain competitive.

I knew Carolyn wasn't much of a gamer but I never pegged her as a button looker.

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wilky button

1) On a whole chicken frier, it is the flap of fat that covers the ass of the chicken.

As kids we use to fight over who got the wilky button.

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flag button

A button almost no one really cares about.

the flag button is on the bottom right hand side of the definition.

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Benjamin-Buttoning

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.

Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."

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