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A place where male on male fornication takes place, usually with 16 or more parties involved. 15 of the parties mess with the 16th member of the group. It isn't no fun...
15 guys raped my brother in the Clark county jail... messed with him... I said: George, how'd that make you feel?? He said: Jim, it wasn't no fun
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A fine institution located in the heart of Westbury, Long Island. This academy has been around for over 200 years and was founded by Sir Weldon Thorndike in 1804. Over the institutions lingering history, multitudinous amounts of awards and prizes briskly found it's way to Clarke's prominent Museum of Supremacy. Here you can find the Wright Brother's, two Clarke Alumni scholars, first airplane, as well as the Journal of the United States first president, George Washington. Again, a Clarke Alumnus.
The Museum of Supremacy is just a swift 10 minute walk from the Campus's main hall known as the JFK establishment.
Clarke's Campus is a total of 3 square miles. The largest learning institute ever to be built.
Clarke also has an undying tradition in the athletic field.
Clarke's Baseball team has won the past 25 National Championships. Clarke's Basketball team has played games all around the world, since they compete in the IHSAA (International High School Athletic Association).
Clarke's Financial Endowment in 2011 recored to be $555 Billion Dollars, an all-time low.
Clarke has a post-graduate population of 13,000 Scholars and a Professor population of 5,000.
Clarke's Average SAT Score: 2400 (obviously)
Mascot: The Lincoln Ram
The 1932 NY Yankees donated three baseball fields to Clarke in 1942.
If I were to continue to define Clarke's virtuosity, I would have to write perpetually since excellence is relentlessly being achieved at W.T. Clarke High School.d
Clarke Scholar: I attend W.T. Clarke High School
Random Person: *Remains Silent* (Bows Down while repeatedly saying, "Almighty Clarke Scholar, May your intelligent ability shine only greatness throughout this world!")
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To lie to a ho over and over again and then run into a phone booth and bang another ho
I Clark Kent a ho that hoooooooooooooooo!!
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The Clark Advanced Learning Center (otherwise known as "Clark") is a small charter school-- that hardly anyone has ever heard about-- in the Martin County School District. The school only enrolls up to 250 students at a time, ranging from 10th grade to 12th. At Clark, students have access to free laptops and a free college tuition at the neighboring IRSC Chastain campus, where students are able to dual-enroll and graduate with their AA.
The student body is mainly comprised of kids who either hated public high school, dropped out of IB/AP and decided to dual-enroll, or wanted a free laptop.
Clark is a school where secrets are non-existent because they spread like wildfire, the yearbook staff is terrifying, and break-ups cause civil war. If one can get past all of this, he or she will find that Clark is a fascinating small-town-like culture of its own, where students of all backgrounds, personalities, and future goals can (for the most part) get along and enjoy each others' presence as a cohesive unit.
Example 1
Person 1: "I'm enrolling at the Clark next year! Did you hear you get a free laptop?!?"
Person 2: "There's a school called Clark?"
Example 2
Student 1: "Some of the students and teachers at Clark Advanced Learning Center are extremely weird, but I wouldn't change it for anything."
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(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".
A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"
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Clark Magnet High School is essentially a gay school for nerds, even though everyone gets accepted. At Clark Magnet Gay School, you will find bangers going into the bathroom every 5 seconds to satisfy their nicotine addictions. It is 98% Armenian, and the other 2% is hispanics and white ppl that actually try. There’s rarely any fights cuz everyones gay and no one wants to get expelled, but theres way too much drama. It’s overpopulated with snakes, hoes, and players. The gay dress code there is even worse. Hoes cut their polos and players sag their slacks. Nobody can ever go out, because of the amount of hw they give. Since its mostly armenian, all you will see people wearing is air forces, yeezys, PROCLUBS, and vans.
-What school u go to?
Clark magnet high school
-😂🤓😂🤓😂🤓😂
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A fucking hypocrite who will try and make your life hell at any given moment, will not give a second thought to boasting about his non existent talent. Usually is spotted lurking around Minecraft java edition's down syndromic little brother, bedrock.
Oh my god he's such a Ben J. Clarke
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