Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

shank dangler

A light but fine beating of the anal area.

'I gave that bloke a right good Shank Dangler'

nob shank

an insult used to people who are a general annoyance

stop stealing my chips you little nob shank

shank wanker

a person who tries to pull off someones dick

it would hurt to get shank wanked.

Thanks Shanks

When you wanna say thank you in the coolest way possible.
You say Thanks Shanks!
Believe me, your social status will go way up when you start using that term ;)
Oh and if someone says it to you..
You gotta say
Welcome Shmelcom ;)
Thats just how it goes.

Terry: Yo Jen i just found out the party is starting at 9 sharp ;)
Jen: Good to know! Thanks Shanks ;)
Terry: Welcome Shmelcome.

University Shank.

A Popular term coined after a fatal stabbing of a student at University High school, in Central Florida. The term University Shank is usually used in a joking manner between friends. The Term is used in conjunction with a Jabbing motion, to indicate the stabbing.

Friend 1 Dude you were so blazed last night, you made a fool of yourself
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )
Friend 1 Dude thats no funny, a kid got killed
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )

Shank a skank

To stab a grosty beeotch with an improvised object other than a knife. Such objects may include pencils, forks, nigger knives, (ECT.)

Person 1: What a grosty beeoch!
Person 2: Yeah, seriously, Shank a skank!