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An elderly woman's dehydrated genitals.
One who is fond of elderly women's dehydrated genitals.
"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."
"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."
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one who's job includes working with poop
stinkin poop smith didnt give me my stinkin poop back yet
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Is the most beautiful person in the whole world
I talk to Alissa Smith all the time
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Super hero, thrower of Sharpies, tour manager of AFI. Also great at flipping off babies.
See also: God
Jade Puget: So why do you flip off babies?
Smith Puget: Because...if you flip off a baby you're the first person ever to flip off that human being in their entire life. I'll flip off the whole next generation.
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A man who gets action all the time.
Jimmy is such a cock-smith his wanker hurts after every weekend.
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An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"
friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."
Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
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what i will use to ruin your shit if you threaten me.
no, i'm not crazy, i only clean my smith and wesson pistol every day.
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