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Kai Smith is very hotheaded but will do anything it takes to protect the ones he loves not what cost it takes
Kai Smith is hotheaded but protects the ones he loves
Is the most beautiful person in the whole world
I talk to Alissa Smith all the time
An elderly woman's dehydrated genitals.
One who is fond of elderly women's dehydrated genitals.
"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."
"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."
Super hero, thrower of Sharpies, tour manager of AFI. Also great at flipping off babies.
See also: God
Jade Puget: So why do you flip off babies?
Smith Puget: Because...if you flip off a baby you're the first person ever to flip off that human being in their entire life. I'll flip off the whole next generation.
A man who gets action all the time.
Jimmy is such a cock-smith his wanker hurts after every weekend.
An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"
friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."
Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
what i will use to ruin your shit if you threaten me.
no, i'm not crazy, i only clean my smith and wesson pistol every day.