Random
Source Code
Random
He is a nugbot and he is my nugbot, so connor smith is defined as the most wonderful-est nug in the world, he also snores and kicks you out of bed when he's sleeping, so you can't share the same bed. He also eats fish, and wags his tail and barks like a cat when he's hungry. He can't dance to save his life, so no telling him to dance because he'll fail (bless him). He can run like a snail and eat people's toenails, he likes to fart while sleeping and accuses you that it wasn't him when blatantly it was. He laughs at people when they fall over and points to them and then copies them, because he thinks it's clever. He loves to wear shorts in the winter because it sets all the trends and he loves to wear sunglasses when it rains because everyone does. And that's the moral of the story, never believe the internet.
Connor Smith is the real donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles because he's a computer wiz kid.
6👍 2👎
Kai Smith is very hotheaded but will do anything it takes to protect the ones he loves not what cost it takes
Kai Smith is hotheaded but protects the ones he loves
10👍 1👎
Is the most beautiful person in the whole world
I talk to Alissa Smith all the time
6👍 1👎
Super hero, thrower of Sharpies, tour manager of AFI. Also great at flipping off babies.
See also: God
Jade Puget: So why do you flip off babies?
Smith Puget: Because...if you flip off a baby you're the first person ever to flip off that human being in their entire life. I'll flip off the whole next generation.
37👍 17👎
A man who gets action all the time.
Jimmy is such a cock-smith his wanker hurts after every weekend.
26👍 11👎
An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"
friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."
Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"
33👍 15👎
what i will use to ruin your shit if you threaten me.
no, i'm not crazy, i only clean my smith and wesson pistol every day.
62👍 33👎