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When you sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then you turn on Netflix and get into an upside down position and jerk off into your own mouth.
Guy: you've done the stranger.. but have you ever done the stranger thing??
Guy2: the upside down? ONLY ELEVEN TIMES SINCE LAST NIGHT
Guy: Netflix and chili corn dogs coated in the Duffer brothers emissions
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A misconception of the word "cymbal" on a drum set. It is normally used by people who show outwardly to peers that they have experience on the drums but in which, they don't.
Person 2: Hey, since you are so smart, name the drum set pieces.
Person 1: The Snare, the bronze thing......
Person 2: its called a cymbal.
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Refers to the "groove" seen when her pants are too tight.
Hot Gossip about "Brit" reports
"The Daily News reports that just hours after allegedly giving Federline the heave-ho, the semi-retired pop starlet burned off steam by shaking her groove thing with some girlfriends at L.A. hotspot LAX"
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What a female may refer to a males genitals as
Girl 1: Last night, I was all over his man thing
Girl 2: Wow - you think he is really gagable?
Girl 1: Definitely!
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No, really. Does anyone know what the hell this is? I assume a window is involved somewhere, and whenever someone mentions it people who know say "Ew!", so it's probably filthy.
"What the hell is The Window Thing?" "Ew!"
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The paper-wrapped wire used to close the plastic bag around a loaf of bread.
Hey, I can't find the twisty thing. This bread is gonna get stale.
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what you say when you are
1.)being sarcastic and really hate something
2.)something is not true
3.)someone says something stupid and pointless
descriptive-
"Cool thing to wear your shirt inside out."
"cool thing to give me an F on my paper"
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