I

Every touch we have exchanged
I still feel…
The one handed hug

The touch over the envelope

The brush over obtaining the sheet
My hand on your thigh when I told you I care
Grabbing your arm going to the lane
And not to mention, giving you that dessert

I love you!!!
Faith I will have!!!
I will pray for another touch❤️❤️❤️

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i laff

something you say when you laugh, but it’s spelled laff because laugh doesn’t look the way it’s pronounced

dude: bruh look at this meme
girl: i laff

i lost

"I lost" is a term used when you have ejaculated. (Often used when you were trying not to.)

person 1: I will not ejaculate to this e-girl!
person 1: *ejaculates 3 minutes into her twitch stream*
person 1: I lost KreyGasm

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i was testing

The secret phrase to make BaLdBoyHalo triggered

“I was testing”
*mental breakdown*
“Geppy I’m going to ban you!”

I-Ready

A website created by the government, that is used to brainwash and make kids think that learning is fun. The side effects of doing I ready are suicidal thoughts, mental disorders, trouble thinking, and loss of sanity. I ready is also commonly used as torture for the children that use it, and a source of entertainment for the teacher that assigns it.

If you have done I ready, or have been assigned it. It is suggested that you consult your local therapist as soon as possible to avoid the side-effects.

I-Ready: The true meaning of hell.

Story 1:
Corporate Slave A: Damn Josh today I'm having a rough day...
Corporate Slave B: Why don't we add a couple more 'encouraging' lesson on I ready?
Corporate Slave A: Man Josh your really the life of the party.

Story 2:
Student Slave A: Hey Chris tomorrow's the weekend, wanna play?
Student Slave C: Nah tomorrow I'm gonna jump off the roof of my house.
Student Slave B: Hey Chris can I join you too? I have some extra ropes from my project!
Student Slave Group: Oh you guys are gonna jump? We have a truck we're gonna drive off the side of the road.
Student Slave A: Wait what the hell, are you guys ok?
Student Slave Group: No we have I ready to do over the weekend. We were just thinking to end our suffering before it even starts.

Student Slave A: HOLY SHIT! I just realized I have I ready too, do you have room on that truck?

5 Years Later ----------
Slave to the government A: Didn't you heard about those group of students that committed suicide?
Slave to the government B: Oh yeah, poor kids! I wonder what made them wanna do it. :'(
Slave to the government A: Yeah... I wonder...

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i stamp

A way of saying, "Im not even joking."

Friend: Bro, you're lying
Me: Nah bro, I stamp

I-Ready

A way to lose brain cells, torture students, and give them a reason for suicide

All for the sake of "EDUCATION"!

Teacher A: So how should we torture our students today?
Teacher B: I know; just give them I-Ready(s)!

Because of this monstrosity, somewhere there is a student committing toaster bath.\

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