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An insult for someone that is annoying!
Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*
(No laughter)
Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!
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When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.
Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.
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When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.
Used in the confirmation of a shart.
I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.
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The remains that are invariably left on and around one's ass after wiping, often presenting itself in the form of dingleberries. Residual wipings are the primary cause of skid marks.
You can wipe and wipe and wipe, but you're never truly free of residual wipings until you shower.
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A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina
some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.
I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.
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An undesirable or offensive person --similar to ass wipe but reserved for one who is even more offensive.
Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck
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When you take a massive deuce that is quite arduous and strenuous, then at wiping you notice that their is no shit on the Toliet Paper you wipe once more for a conformation and truth behold, Shit appears.
Yo Adrian G I just took a shit and the blasted Houdini Wipe got me again.
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