rice and milk

When your mom says shes going to buy only two things but she comes home with 32 bags of groceries

"Our house is filled with grocery bags!"
"Mom bought rice and milk"

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getting the rice

Fucking an Asian person.

"Have you been getting the rice since you matched with that Asian girl on Tinder?"

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Rice balls

Just jelly donuts in disguise

Brock: *Walks into Dunkin Donuts* Can I get some “rice balls?”

8👍 1👎

Rice University

where the party's at

Helga: I'm bored.
Edward: Me too.
Both: LET'S GO TO RICE UNIVERSITY! PARTAAY!

Four hours later
Helga: Whoaa that was some good party. Night of....decadence?
Edward: Yeah...hahahaha...
*both pass out*

279👍 170👎

Rice Krispy

When you jizz on an Asian girls face and she lets it dry up.

Last night i rice krispy this asian chick name lu.

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rice burner

piece of shit that costs 8-17 grand and looks like it costs 90, but does 0-60 in about 16 seconds. obviously a dreamers car, for example a dreamer who is 16-21 yrs of age who makes about minimum wage an hour, whose parents probably drive a mini-van.

skinny pimpley-faced kid in his lil asian car with his wannabe gangsta bitch barbie girl friend in the passenger seat checking her make-up in the side mirror bobbin her head to the "phat" beats blasting out of the 50,000 watt system, while admiring her scrwany ass boy friends asian charcter symbol tattoos on his scrawny arms while he's on his lil cell phone/2-way talking about his boys and saying that he's "pimpin".

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rice burner

A japanese import car that burns high octane powdered rice instead of gasoline

Damn it smells like shrimp fried rice around here...whos driving the honda?

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