In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.

Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!

shut your face down

another way of saying "no way" or "yeah right"

girl 1:i just won $500

girl 2:shut your face down

girl1:no really,i did

girl 2:thats awesome

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

eat it off your face, doop

when u send someone to consume more than clout

“alllrightt.. eat it off your face, doop!”

On your face

When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).

If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.

I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.