zoom

The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere

Before corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"

After corona:

"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"

Zoom

A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.

Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay

Zoom

Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.

Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late

Zoom

Another round

I will mop the floor again, I have to do another zoom.

Zoom

How fast your personal info gets stollen on a call.

Don't go on Zoom!

Zoom

The act of using the app "zoom".

When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?

zoom

The same app we have been using to interact with people since 2020

Ok it's time to hop on my zoom call today