The video chat service that no one knew about until the covid-19 pandemic, when it suddenly exploded in popularity out of nowhere
Before corona:
"Wanna call each other on zoom?"
"boi wtf is zoom"
After corona:
"Wanna call each other on zoom?'
"hell yeah brotha"
A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.
Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay
Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.
Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late
The act of using the app "zoom".
When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?
The same app we have been using to interact with people since 2020
Ok it's time to hop on my zoom call today