When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.
After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.
4๐ 4๐
an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.
Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.
4๐ 4๐
A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.
Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.
You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.
24๐ 46๐
A blonde haired homosexual male.
John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.
96๐ 220๐
A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach
Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger
34๐ 76๐
A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.
3๐ 3๐
something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.
paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.
3๐ 3๐