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savage badger

When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.

After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.

by Wes Rupp da Muppet October 5, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


slippery badger

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

by wet armadillo April 18, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nuzzling Badger

A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.

Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.

You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.

by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007

24๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honey Badger

A blonde haired homosexual male.

John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.

by Broomy3 January 10, 2012

96๐Ÿ‘ 220๐Ÿ‘Ž


Honey Badger

A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach

Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger

by Young Roach March 23, 2012

34๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.

Drew is a massive quim badger

by sablefish July 28, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


malaysian badger

something which enjoys vigorous self-gratification, especially when enhanced by chemicals.

paul snorted a metric buttload of crank and beat off like a large malaysian badger.

by mc 18 inch buddha October 30, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž